Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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rwq891 4
I'm available.
Racbhat13 0
im available lol. get him in bed!
gene818 13
Maybe a bit more longer, because there'll be Saints Row: The Third and Assassin's Creed: Revelation too.
XxgreymoonxX 8
Skyrim!!! :D
azrial897 0
Sounds to me like your bf has good taste in games except i don't care for wow. Maybe take interest in what he he likes my bf and I bond over video games because I play games too. I'm sure he does stuff with you that he's not interested in to make you happy so pick up a controller or if it bugs you that much don't date a gamer
johnniesdoll420 0
So very true! I live with a gamer to!!!! Games he wants never come out when I'm on the rag it's like all them companies know when to release this now she just got off the rag!
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
Skyrim
mjs2234 0
That's what happens dating a nerd
kenziebritt 1
Just have sex with him while he plays. Then you both win
la13_fml 0
Modern warfare 3 is awesome!!! and so wat if im a girl i can still b a gamer