Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
snarf32 0
Come to my house ;)
CaptainTuna 0
Lmao true true
dirtyfivethirty 0
I still get laid twice a day and my boyfriend is the same. It's all about WoW dome.
bunnaygirl 0
I feel your pain
wuidd77 3
You've obviously never played and Elder Scrolls game.
White_Knightspc 0
Your ******, Oh wait... No your not
RebekahBrooke 9
okay, totally irrelevant, but... skyrim is amazing. :D you might want to add another month to that total.
BikeAllDay818 6
I like this.
deequu 20
Have you ever thought that you don't need to get laid all the time?!? Think about him an maybe give him a ******* under his desk or something. Looks like he's not the only selfish one.
bavimonster 2
Sounds like he has money to blow. Skyrim is to good to pass up though.