Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
ErocX85 0
I'm married. I haven't been laid in a month or two... So I went out and bought modern warfare 3, Skyrim and... WoW sucks
Nevelii 0
He didn't get Battlefield?
KChubs 12
The only thing that will take a gamer away from his games is the thought of sex. Or food.
jtthegr8 26
Im so sorry...but WoW and Skyrim are amazing games xD
G0t4acked 8
Sit at his desk naked. Hopefully he will get the picture.
GotParamore 2
A month or two!? Try in about 5
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
My boyfriend done the same thing, but he doesn't ignore me unlike most guys. If he doesn't pay you any attention find someone who will or start playing video games with him.
vintageginger 0
I feel your pain. My husband did the same.
JaredsF 0
More like a year.
ChuckNorris141 0
Since he got Skyrim, you won't be seeing him for at least 5 months it's the best game ever made