Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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cmars3 7
My boyfriend has all those and still has time to satisfy me.
woosaboo 0
Eh, Just another case of "oh my boyfriend plays games "whinge whinge whinge" I won't get laid cause I can't catch his attention off of a video game "whinge whinge whinge" .. Post something that isn't a main stream FML.
texfrankie 0
Sounds like you need a better bf. I doubt he's gonna pay any attention to you with all those games. Good luck with getting some co*k... You should either get a new bf or a fwb
little_monster21 0
I know exactly how you feel. my bf is the same way! lol.
sgtsk8er 3
Happy birthday
sgtsk8er 3
My fiancé and I had Skyrim ordered on prerelease (for the map that we'll be framing) and on steam (which he used a VPN & got to play 6 hrs earlier than our actual time zone. Unless his gaming is a new development, which it doesn't sound like, you knew full well what you were getting into. Cope. Or join him. (or dress like a woodelf and start shaking it)
justlikeme79 9
You're awesome.
crokid720 0
That sucks he needs to get a life
alexnumber14 2
Hmu if you wanna borrow me :)
EpicDiabetic 0
Tis the season for gaming but people get to over excited for games even tho they are not getting that much better and are pretty much the same thing every year.
Packer4 14
Try about 6 months
tmarty 17
Find a girlfriend with the same problem and take her to bed. He'll join you in minutes.