Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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qr_fml 21
Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex
Ambient25 25
I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...
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Comments (218)
dmorrte 13
I would have enjoyed watching dragon ball along with a ********
desertpunk75 11
No, he's got his priorities RIGHT.
amifaiyaz 12
Blow him while he watches.
DDCA 24
That's my kind of woman.
shaunM 6
Epic win right there.
King_paradox 22
I wish you could have finished the sentence you started. Was watching, at least out a tv there next time.. I had to read the whole thing to figure out what happened before you got on your knees
AngelicTide 11
Never interrupt DBZ!!!
Shmatterhorn 38
I'd recommend a DVR for him. He can record all of DBZ he wants, even though that show blows.
nyxiny 22
I was about to say! Who even watches live TV anymore?
cooldaddio 14
My Mother's in her 50s and she loves Dragonball.
BikerMan_FL 8
That is your fault to date an ass like him
gameover18 17
Dragon ball Z is better badass.
Wizzlbang 10
You can't have sex while dragon ball Z is on, you'll strain something.