Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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qr_fml 21
Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex
Ambient25 25
I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...
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Comments (218)
dermor 3
who says no to a ******* to watch cartoons?
kakarot2 11
Anime*
Lawlsacopter 6
I have to be perfectly honest, unless you were "blowing him away" (wink, nudge) I can't entirely blame him that show's the shit
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Hey!!!!!!! It has a huge fanbase!!!!!!
kakarot2 11
Just because you watch Anime or cartoons doesn't mean you're not mature. It means you like cartoons. I'm 20, I LOVE cartoons. DBZ is my favorite. I wouldn't turn down a Bj but dumping someone for turning down sex? Why don't you girls vote you deserve it when the girl turns down sex.. Bunch of double standard hypocrites.
babyblueyes 27
Never get in the way of a man and his DBZ :p otherwise he might go SSJ
born_hustla 26
No offense but work on your skills.. Men are powerless when getting good head!
muniekiita 4
In all fairness, you can't inturrupt dragon ball z.! :b
JayDiggy95 5
Should have made the bj better so he won't care about DVD. Anyways. I watch it LOL
jcrb 11
DBZ!!!!!
yusaku02 20
What makes you think you're more important than DBZ...