Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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qr_fml 21
Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex
Ambient25 25
I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...
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Comments (218)
lollypop30001 19
I have never seen a man turn down a ********, maybe he is gay.
Shrike 24
Well how many men have you offered ******** to? I don't see a winning answer on this one, Mr/Miss/Mrs Stereotyping ****. Believe it or not, straight men are capable of turning down sex, oral or not.
Alihb 16
well you're obviously an immense dumbshit
rg350dx 29
Because gay men don't enjoy ********?
rivaraven 35
Well I am sorry for being gay and loving ********. Does that mean that I'm actually straight now? Try using your brain some time soon.
Glitter_taco_ 10
Gay guys wouldn't have a girlfriend... And I'm pretty sure gay guys like getting bjs too
bgoody 3
If there childhood show is involved they don't want to ruin it if they break up
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So by your logic, I guess women who don't want a dick penetrating them at the moment are lesbians? Stereotyping ****.
kurodansei 16
"The balls are inert"
recurvetd2 2
His stupidity! It's over 9000!!
RodzillaX 30
Not exactly. But yours might be.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
He's stupid because he obviously wasn't in the mood and chose to watch DBZ over getting a *******?
lollypop30001 19
It doesn't matter if a ******** sucks a guy will still not turn her down. Unless the op is a biter.
rg350dx 29
A good BJ does suck...if you know what I mean ;).
NostalgiaFreak9 43
How retarded are you? Go be sexist somewhere else please.
TheJester12 15
Not sure If low male sex drive or terrible ******** skills ....
flockz 20
maybe you're not good at fondling his dragon balls.
perdix 31
Any man worth a shit can watch TV and receive a *******. What's his problem? He may turn down a **** unless you two have a nice doggy-style routine (and you can watch Dragon Ballz, too!)
perdix 31
#44, with a bowl of potato chips setting on the middle of her back. What brand? . . . *lowers sunglasses* Lay's.
perdix 31
#99, of course, slather her shoulders with the stuff and tell her it's sex lube!
000lizzy000 13
Might I just say YOU chose him :)
flockz 20
if she is still able to say "cum-e-ha-me-ha!!" with his dick in her mouth, then we have a bigger problem here than him just watching Dragon Ball Z. if she was with a real man she would be saying "grfsd-djsab-ahhh!!!"
max3565 2
Dragonball Z is an awesome show, no man will ever grow out of it. Still somethings can wait