Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to "spice up sex" by talking like an anime character. We had to stop after the line, "Your vagina will crumble before the power of my Hypercock!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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qr_fml 21
Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex
Ambient25 25
I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...
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Comments (218)
julietta913 5
DBZ is great... I love it and can watch it over and over again. This is no reason to break up with a guy.
Raesin 21
I see lots of narrow minded guys and lots of 'girls' that're going to be single a long long time on here. If your instant reaction to him turning down sex is 'dump him', you're never going to have a long or meaningful relationship. Why should he give you sex on demand? I bet you don't give it to him every time he wants.
PrimalHunk 5
You might need to give better blow jobs, he might be a very low % of men who don't care for ********, and he just might just might have a chemical Imbalance. Among other things he just might have jerked off earlier that day and knew round 2 wasn't going to work out to well and made up that excuse. Who knows, but you can ask him and tell him you need the truth.
EvilUndead 9
Tell him he can get that on dvd or download it.
icepick23 12
You must not have been doing it right. FHL.
graphicstyle7 17
1. I love that show. 2. You must be very young yourself to think being 21 equals being mature somehow. Most guys need to be at least in their late 20's to actually act "mature". Sounds like your guy needs more time.
HorrorFan13 2
Dbz is on. You can wait!
rubyliu8420 7
Why wouldn't he just let u keep going while he's watching? Sounds like a moron to me.
scheffc 9
I say you deserve it, but only because you're dating such a child. You deserve better!
KylarStern19 7
Idk why he didn't watch while you have him head