Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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Halloween
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Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
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doodlebug33 20
Grab his penis and say "Mmmm...cocktail weenie"
thevelociraptor 31
If it really bothers you that much just tell him. I'm sure if you explained that him commenting about bacon while holding onto you is unflattering, he would stop. (:
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Comments (69)
SexyMexi21 23
My hubby does that too.. to which I grab his dick and go... hmm canned wienes!
its_jonny_bro 16
He was being homer Simpson
Taurus_ChicKa 37
LOL! That's kind of cute/funny. Some men like women with meat on their bones; it's certainly better to hug than a twig. If he wasn't saying it in a mean way, I'm sure he was just joking. I bet it's one of the reasons he loves you. :) Everyone saying you need to lose weight can shove it; they don't know anything.
limabeans101029 21
58- I get that you meant well with your comment and all, but I wish people would stop with this whole "twig" thing! Some people are naturally skinny. It's not nice to be referred to as a "twig" and told that no one wants to hug you because of your twigginess.
ch4nny 4
thank you! I'm actually 58kgs so the 'lose weight ' comments are stupid lol.
liesseling 13
what's not romantic about bacon
Eltobak 13
But whats the problem? He just have good humor :)
sest 4
If he likes bacon, who cares.
prince_jimmy907 12
i dunno, that would have made it more romantic for me c;