Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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Top comments
HarshD9619 34
And you were letting him because?
Silver7827 14
As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen
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Comments (94)
mrBearBear 11
That's honestly the best way he could've handled that situation. Like seriously why was your bf powdering your ass??
shadowlurker_j 15
...okay, OP, we're gonna need some context for this.
Lalala579121 28
I don't see at all how this is an FML. Would you rather he yelled at you and kicked you out of his house or something? And yeah shut/lock the door next time.
earlytermination 34
F the dad's life.
slimguy101 15
Hey OP, the same fml by your dad is in moderation. I hope it gets through!
whitevenom 12
Would you prefer he say something?
CoolCookie210 22
I feel like this one desperately needs a follow up
scrollingthru 10
he is gonna do the typical dad. wait till company is gone then have a talk.
branSH 6
He didn't
gotbeer 7
time to get your own place and being indepent
leogachi 15
I'm guessing that since the boyfriend's dad is doing his laundry for him, the two of them aren't old enough to be living on their own.
kev1029 22
It was the boyfriends dad, not hers.