Today, my wife is still angry with me, 11 years later, for not allowing her to give our son her surname. Damn you, your surname is your ex-husband's name. You never changed it back. How on Earth is it acceptable for my child to carry your ex's surname? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML
Today, it's been thirteen years since I divorced my husband for being too hard on our son. Since then, he's remarried and had two beautiful, well-behaved kids. My son, meanwhile, is a thieving hellion who doesn't care about anything but himself, and my ex wants nothing to do with him. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom still has me saved in her phone with my married name. I told her she could change it back to my maiden name. She said, "Not until it's legal!" My husband and I have been separated for more than 2 years and my divorce will be finalized in 2 days. She still won't change it. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
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Fairla31 6
Okay, I know it sounds bad but you sure the kids yours?
Anderling 33
I was mostly with her until you mentioned it’s not *her* surname but her ex’s. That’s a boundary I wouldn’t allow anyone to cross, either.
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Fairla31 6
Okay, I know it sounds bad but you sure the kids yours?
Anderling 33
I was mostly with her until you mentioned it’s not *her* surname but her ex’s. That’s a boundary I wouldn’t allow anyone to cross, either.
JackWood 21
One word DNA test.
1known 34
I’m surprised that her surname is permanently changed.
Someweirdhobo 12
Sounds like you should get a DNA test