Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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Top comments
HarshD9619 34
And you were letting him because?
Silver7827 14
As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen
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Comments (94)
donuts678 25
Today, I walked in on my daughter boyfriend putting baby powder on her ass. FML
Faby96 13
It would be more like Today , I walked in on my son putting baby powder on his girlfriend ass. FML
donuts678 25
Oops you're right
AhoyCaptian 16
...why? I mean aside from the awkward act, the dad seem to take it well.... maybe f his life.
myoukei 31
Would you prefer if he had tried to stop you two?
dirty_dan_ 15
Why is he putting baby powder on your ass?
howbout_thisone 13
Ummmm????
ourtneyc 14
did you have some sort of rash or irritation?
Linko320 10
I don't see the problem here. I'd think it's a good thing he didn't say anything
fantasyworld 39
Why don't people lock the damn door?
HarshD9619 34
So that we can have such FML's to laugh on
whynotbliss 18
Definitely 'you deserved it' (lock the door) and yet I ask, why an FML? Embarrassing (there's a pun in there) yes, but your dad was cool about the whole event. Seems like you owe pops some nice cool points.
morosaffron8 7
I don't really see an issue here. honestly you should give your dad some points for not saying anything
zboot 8
It wasn't the OP'S dad.