Today, my boyfriend was putting baby powder on my bare ass, when his dad walked into the room, casually set a laundry basket next to the bed, and walked out like nothing happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
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HarshD9619 34
And you were letting him because?
Silver7827 14
As far as he would like to know, nothing did happen
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Comments (94)
inz002 6
You sound like You were expecting him to compliment Your ass or something. I think my dad would have reacted the same way, it's not like we men haven't seen asses before.Though on common principle in our house we knock when we have women at home.As far as he's concerned he didn't see anything. once You've seen enough asses You couldn't care less.
PCRob 5
I bet that was em BARE ASS ing!
Cebolamole 13
I would do the same thing his father did... And I would have so many questions...
Joshawott 21
And? Were you disappointed that he didn't say "Here, let me give you a hand"? I think he handled it in the best way to be honest.
addisonrose12 16
Follow up please!
ZoePapillon 16
As a fellow adult baby, that would be mortifying
daddysgirl8 21
ABDL or DDLG?
devildog1985 1
I just have to wonder why, he was putting powder on your butt.
shartmydarts 8
What a guy. Maybe next time out a sock on the ol' doorknob, OP
phreaker913 21
sounds like someone was a little.... butt hurt