Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Top comments
RA91 26
Your man likes the way you look, I see no problem with that. Take it as a compliment OP! :)
Blaisey 22
What an ass
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Comments (73)
Im2Shy 16
Take it as a compliment and as him just being fun and joking around.
kinky44 28
She doesn't want to be the butt of his joke though.
nikojhavlin 12
Take it as a compliment
GigaPudding_fml 24
While it might be seen as flattering on one hand, I still wouldn't appreciate it. You never know where a photo ends up (especially if you break up or something) and since he didn't tell her about taking it he might have not mentioned it at all if she hadn't "caught" him. Who knows how many photos he has taken? That to me is not okay.
PegLegRacing 34
Unless she has her name tattooed on her ass, even if it went out all over the Internet, no one would know it was hers.
Noreason89 6
#59 but she still would
Izabel12 7
After reading this FML twice, I've come to my own personal conclusion that she doesn't seem bothered by the fact that her boyfriend took a picture of her butt, just a bit perturbed that he stopped his massage to take a picture. Also I don't think it's necessary to comment some of these FML's with rude, sometimes extreme and unrelated examples.
MzZombicidal 36
I came to the same conclusion and am pretty surprised by some of these ridiculous comments... Also, to everyone telling her to take it as a compliment: it /is/ her body. If she wanted to be upset or annoyed, she's completely got the right to do so. Especially since it seems her boyfriend didn't ask permission or even mention he was going to do it. Some people just aren't fans of photos leaning on the vulnerable side. Just saying. :P
mathsgeek69 8
at least your boyfriend takes photos of you...
DianaFrances411 13
Sick
Astrum14 24
Unless there's prior, explicit, said in no uncertain terms, agreement about what pictures are allowed to be taken without asking first, then no pictures are. This applies to everyone in every circumstance. Don't takes pictures of people unless you know for a fact that they are okay with it. Don't take pictures of your girlfriend's butt, don't take pictures of the goofy looking guy in line in front of you at the DMV, don't take pictures of the attractive stranger at the other end of the bar. ASK FIRST. And if they say no, respect that and move on. This isn't a compliment to the OP, it's an insult. It's showing that her boyfriend doesn't even care enough to want to make sure she's okay with what he's doing.
Dekat121 24
All of you saying " shes not naked she didnt say so" are clearly crazy, it wouldnt be an FML if she was completely covered up, it would just be something silly, and also its her god damn boyfriend why would he want a picture of a covered ass when hes most likely already seen it naked? but it does make sense if it wanted a naked one for 'later', Also if your boyfriend suddenly and sneakly took a picture of your arse without letting you know, youd atleast be thinking why my boyfriend wants to sneakly take photos of my ass.
Psychicgirl17 18
I would think a significant other would appreciate your body whether it was covered or not.
MzZombicidal 36
It could still be an FML if she was clothed... It's like "Awww, my boyfriend's being sweet! Wait... why'd he stop? Oh, damn it!" And, for the record, plenty of men can still appreciate a covered up ass, even if they've seen it naked. Lol.
FISQ_fml 6
Go twerk ?
AfroFluff 23
That shows appreciation towards your butt. Not every girl has a boy who thinks, Dayum that ass is so fine...need to take a photo...except maybe stalkers or creeps but you get my point