Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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Top comments
RA91 26
Your man likes the way you look, I see no problem with that. Take it as a compliment OP! :)
Blaisey 22
What an ass
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Comments (73)
patakymk 10
That's a good thing...
mryeti 3
He needs to post that shit on the Internet so the perves can stalk & admire. ;)
MzZombicidal 36
Or, and here's an idea, he could just not do that! :D
HinaxNaru 12
Hehe he likes it :) be happy ^~^
Nina825 21
Just tell him to delete the pic if you got annoyed from it
Chente_313 15
You must be bootyful
DenverTyrrell 13
That's the man's way of saying he loves your butt, I would take it as a complement :P
demonfacee 14
There's nothing wrong with that unless you know for sure he's a creeper.
ostfaiz 18
God..Op you have a great future BEHIND you ^_^
tayniggy 9
Relationship goals
mattmsk005 8
This is an fml how??