honey soy
Australia
Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
E or
United States
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tangled web
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Infested Girlfriend
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Sharing is caring
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
Anonymous
Canada
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Baldy
Polly Want a Wax
Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML
Roma-Jay
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Top comments
Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
allthatglittters 0
That actually happened to me before. Ouch.
abbyinct 0
I dunno what's worse your boyfriend has a TOY helicopter or he got it stuck in your hair
Awsumuzzie 12
Omg, some of us can't afford a real copter and have an over active imagination.
DocBastard 40
I have a toy helicopter because my kids love watching it fly. Got a ******* problem with that?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Thank you doc. These people were really starting to piss me off.
purplemonsterx4 0
If he still plays with toy helicopters, he's too young for you bro.
daydreamer244 13
It's sad when you describe your boyfriend and I picture a little toddler.
sarbear293 4
That happened to me one time but with a zhu zhu pet..
upyourzlolz 11
Try 56.
HITide76808 0
Why is your bf playing with toys anyways, anyhow it sucks on your part
Rwcrazy 0
Little free advice.. Duck next time duck!
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
58- Your picture o.O It's cool, I wasn't planning on getting to sleep anyway... -.-
mooseknuckle00 0
It's not a bald patch it's a landing zone.
DocBastard 40
These helicopters fly at approximately the speed of a drunk snail and they make a lot of noise. The fact that you didn't see/hear it coming means you're blind, deaf, or have no reflexes. Which is it?