Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
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Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Tangled web
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
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Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
Castiell_fml 0
Why would you fly a toy helicopter near someone's head? Could've ended much worse :(
bhangu023 0
You meant "battle wound" instead of bald spot didn't you, it's okay auto-correct gets the best of us.
gojira666 7
Toy helicopters ****** rule.
shanemaximo 7
Time to shave off one of his eyebrows. RETRIBUTION!!!!
doritoninja 4
I'm guessing to leave a bald spot it'd have to be at least a 450 size copter
_Oblivion_ 12
I mean, when I see a helicopter coming at me, I would kinda move out of the way. If it was chasing you, close a door behind you. Just a thought
blue_mist 7
Bald spots aren't that bad...join the club
thatgirlinoregon 21
I hope to god that the helicopter was the "flying ****" model (helicopter motor/blades mounted to a body that is shaped and painted to say '****'). It would make so much sense, since your boyfriend obviously didn't give a flying **** if he hit you or not!
kirstyannemiller 4
Do you need to be a nerd about it?
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
Dudelike89 8
You can now fit in with all the hip kids with their extreme hairstyles.
DarkSeekerX94446 14
Free haircut? Who wouldn't love one!
SecretMe00 5
Time to go hat shopping!
Badjuju7711 0
More like a self made landing platform :D
santel_fml 8
How does this even get YDI?
OhHushDear 11
Exactly! Silly people -__-
ambowew 7
Accidentally clicking it, or selecting it on purpose? Damn, the possibilities are endless!
OhHushDear 11
I believe she is inquiring about the actual REASON behind the purposeful selctions, seeing as this situation occurred through no action of OP. Just to clarify. Thank you for the effort though =)
ambowew 7
Thank you, I bow down to your infinite wisdom. However, as this is FML, there's actually this little common occurrence that just always pops up. It's generally called sarcasm. Thank you for your effort, though. ;')
OhHushDear 11
I'm aware, thanks. But in this situation, it wasn't even funny. It was just sort of a jerkish thing to say, not to mention a bit
OhHushDear 11
*a bit foolish.
ambowew 7
OOH, I've been cut real deep. I'm totally devastated that you didn't approve of my comment, honestly, it's breaking my heart.
thebottomdog 0
I would give it a ydi because she obviously needs a better taste in men lesson learned for her perhaps?
ninjaniki 0
take heed to your name and please stop.
OhHushDear 11
Good god. I'm not trying to insult you. Just quit trying to argue, it's not even a big deal if we think OP didn't deserve it. If you think she did, whatever. I don't CARE. Ugh, people with attitude problems -__-
GoW_Chick 15
If you wanted someone to quit trying to argue with you, why not just stop commenting on the thread, and *poof* problem solved, it's that easy my dear.
Awsumuzzie 12
Actually, her sarcasm was pretty rad compared to what we read here on a daily bases. It's very obvious that you're the one making a big deal, so, oh hush dear.
Jakesterk96 8
Because OP didn't where a helmet, do you want me to make up a percentage of people who get injured when playing with a toy helicopter?
Namerkp2 8
Everybody is wrong, the answer is trolls :)
Awsumuzzie 12
Thanks* I* was* half* asleep*
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Well who knows guys, maybe there's a army of you helicopter wielding dwarfs that saw this and thought "you should have succumb to the awe-invoking power of the great hell-e-coptor!" cmon, use your heads!
sky22_fml 7
Cause people are hella rude and don't think about others
philipino 24
*sigh* come on GoW, lets get the guns.
OhHushDear 11
My brothers have done that to me before, except that I didn't get a bald patch... it just took forEVER to untangle my long hair from the blades =/
ambowew 7
His raven locks sway on the ocean breeze.
ninjaniki 0
I'm pretty sure the toy helicopter didn't give OP the bald patch, it would have just been too tangled to simply pull it out. Scissors solve everything.
OhHushDear 11
Well, not everything... for example, I wouldn't want to consider using scissors to solve my house's mouse problem. That would be nasty lol
Awsumuzzie 12
26, I think you meant "mouth" problem; yes, it'll actually solve it... Do us a favor and try it out! And mrs. anal, it's not the same since both your experiences ended differently.
Roevera 14
53- obviously you didn't read the "except" in her comment.. the situation is the same as OP's, in the sense both had a helicopter in their hair. The result was simply different. Maybe you should quit being a hypocrite, and stop calling people Anal. Her comment was not "anal" in any way.
KeyboardWarrior 10
I'm sure her comment was not trying to have butt sex with anyone.
OhHushDear 11
53, have we met? Did I do something to offend you? If so, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, honest.
Awsumuzzie 12
Maybe.
kingcn5 0
Hey! You sound like an very cool girl. Let's talk sometimes. :)
jezane 9
Flying it at your head?.. At?! .. Some boyfriend..
girl112891 7
I would have so broken the toy if my boyfriend gave me a bald spot. I'll start by throwing the plane at him and then stomp on it. I know, I'm so mean. But bald spot, hello!!! He's only going to try it again!
imepelepticsir 5
helicopter not plane, just saying.
meatmaeta 21
Showing immaturity and assholeish-ness, just saying.
xbella 8
just try new hairstyles, it'll grow before you know it
DarkSeekerX94446 14
Wow, that was really stupid. Sorry OP.
xmaximusx 12
Thats what ya get for being stupid
peachesncreem 21
How was the OP being stupid?
Swiftly 0
20- Did you even read the FML?
GoW_Chick 15
Next time duck, or go the king kong route and swat at it to bring the black hawk down before it does damage to you, because it's hard to make a bald spot look sexy.
ladyLALAA 29
In a hair colour your boyfriend hates!