Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Tangled web
Today, I received my Amazon order of a mini massage gun, which I’d been really excited about. I tried it out, but it got tangled in my hair so badly that I had to cut it out. Now I have a bald patch. FML
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Polly Want a Wax
Today, I was using pre-waxed strips to wax my eyebrows when my parrot investigated by walking through them. He then screamed, flew into my hair, thrashed around, and got stuck. I now have two bald spots and two parrot bites. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Mauskau 36
Your boyfriend is a moron.
yahoowizard 16
Free haircut?
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Comments (136)
BadPandaEye 6
Except what OP's boyfriend did was an amateur "mistake" made by 7 year olds!
BadPandaEye 6
*that was meant for #70
ipoopinshoes 2
Uhhh, how old is he?
BadPandaEye 6
No.
419 0
Why is there more YDI's than FYL's...?
fruitloops18 0
Gotta start wearing hats
clutz123 5
the fact that he has a toy helicopter that he was playing with is enough to make it bad, the bald patch just sucks.
psychoticbiatch 5
And you just stood there while it happened?
smump 0
In all seriousness get your head shaved donate your hair to a wig for a cancer patient and just tough ot out or buy a wig yourself. That really sucks. Is he retarded?
5t3ff1k4h 47
In all seriousness, what girl is going to just shave her head spontaneously because this happened? Not many, I'll tell ya that one.
mattypoo14 0
Wow he's def not getting any
tinybear93 0
his toy helicopter? is he 11?