Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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Comments (307)
FMLL2016 16
You should probably look at whose there before you open the door....
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Okay, a) If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you shouldn't be wearing that stuff. And b) Do you not look outside to see who's at the door before you open it? Especially when you're wearing something like that.
KatHelm 17
If you're young enough to get grounded you shouldn't be having sex lol YDI.
SaharaZinc 14
If you're young enough to live at home and be grounded, how the hell did you buy BDSM shit?
NanoSounds 8
And this is why you always look in the window/peep hole thingy on your door. Imagine how awkward it would be if it were the cops or your great grandparebts
kybon 12
I would say thats what the peephole is for, but I think you might misunderstand which peephole Im talking about here
applesandbanana 4
It took him a few minutes to realize he forgot his keys? Where does he park?!
brittaaany_93 38
How embarrassing! Definite **** your life moment op, but I feel sorry for your father having to see that.
zsmith105 11
You should've said something along the lines of how it was just a joke to make your dad flip out. Similar things have happened to me and I just claim I did it on purpose to embarrass or make my parents freak out.
NineeCat 32
The punisher becomes the punished!