Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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Comments (307)
boyslikegirls97 0
Way to be a *****.
Aztaeon 0
If She is too Young because She got Grounded by Her Dad I am Pretty Sure You Have to be 18 to Buy See-Through Clothing...
alinka_fml 0
if you still get grounded then it sounds like you are a bit too young to be dressing like that. grow up first. ydi
funny_girly1 0
..how old are you!?! I'm in middle school and criticizing you. Yikes!
cjzolo2 5
U shouldn't be dressing up like that if u still live with your parents
clue_me_in 20
YDI. If you're young enough to still be grounded and/or living with your parents, you shouldn't be wearing that. I'm surprised that people think it's ok for a potential teenager to be doing that at all. Sexuality being pushed on youth younger and younger, is not a good thing at all. It's sad.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Just how is it sad? Sexuality is a wonderful thing for people to open up to. (Though below 15 is a bit too young.)
HotPink1123 0
Lol
RyanLion 0
****
iCalypsix 4
Okay, first off, he's not your boyfriend if all you do is have sex with him - he's your toy. Second of all, you're gross. Lastly, you're a ****. Get a life. Live it right.
lolmonster34 0
How are you young enuff to dress up in some fetish thing but young enuff to get grounded¿???¿