Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
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vandaleyes 0
Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.
Bauer_fml 0
"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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Comments (307)
wickedsick 0
Your fault. Check to see who's at the door first. For ****'s sake.
dunno_me 0
Ask who it is next time, dumbass.
la_colombianita 0
sounds like you were desprate to get some dick xD
bassmaster_pat 0
horny **** ;)
ohhhhshizzz 0
#30. she loves herself plenty. just because you wanna dressup for your boyfriend doesnt mean you dont love yourself, you sound pretty idiotic to me.
rising_sun 0
#94, I think your life is ****** for being such a gay pervert...
fml911 0
you only got grounded for that? my dad would never let me out of the house, plus i would lose all his trust .... thats not exactly an fml.. u only got grounded
flaglersweetie 0
Wow, it really sucks you got caught. Everyone wants to play around with dressing up sometimes. Just becareful next time! :)
Howdyplz 2
How old are you? Seriously, anyone who is old enough to dress like a ***** or a BDSM fetishist should not be living with their parents. What are you, sixteen?
jess_138 0
well if you were grounded, then you must be too young to wear that. or your dad's so uptight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond