Today, I've been so starved of any and all physical affection in my 25 years of life, I got aroused from seeing someone cuddle up to my Final Fantasy XIV character. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, it's been so long since my wife has been interested in me intimately, I became aroused when a woman touched my arm while talking to me. FML
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Today, I realized I have a praise kink when the guy who I was sexting online called me a good girl and I came instantly, then promptly burst into tears because I've never felt such affection. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
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Pink_Turnips 14
im a huge FF nerd, but you've got to get out more my friend
Mrbuffalo 4
I'm all ERP but damn dude.
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Pink_Turnips 14
im a huge FF nerd, but you've got to get out more my friend
Mrbuffalo 4
I'm all ERP but damn dude.
RichardPencil 32
That physical affection stuff is so overrated. Why do you think Internet **** is so popular?