Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
nelds 12
Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
reapy 14
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.
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Comments (137)
Ruffclue 9
Where i used to live they didnt give me a name but gave me a number. Number 47 - Agent 47.
loserman67 36
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Look on the bright side... Tell him you are pregnant and then you can stop swallowing and lightenup on the anal and just enjoy unprotected, full penetration regular sex. Sounds like you both win here...
groupleader 7
Time to change from in a pickle to ON a pickle. Enjoy the rides, get knocked up and your FML becomes moot.
MizzKilljoy69 11
they aren't having a baby, op was just searching up baby names
amyrules99 7
At least he didn't dump you for thinking you were pregnant!
missnuthin 10
suuucks. That's how i find names for my characters. I went ahead and told my boyfriend that right off the bat though. but then again, he isn't a paranoid twit.
theonlysweetpea 10
Sorry I accidently hit YDI. Pay no mind to the number.
Pirate_Faerie 5
When I used to write a lot, I had the same thing happen all the time, because I used a name book. I feel your pain lol. Fyl
hateevryone 15
What type of dumbass doesn't listen?
blurose 6
You should use a name generator instead of just baby names if people around you are going to just believe what they want to believe.