Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
nelds 12
Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
reapy 14
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.
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Comments (137)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I still do that when I need name ideas for story characters. :D I like seeing what the names mean, sometimes I find a perfect fit. Sorry about your boyfriend though, but I do wonder, if you guys are having sex, are you using protection? If so, the odds of you being pregnant are very unlikely (of course not impossible but better than using nothing). If not, perhaps you should start? In any event, he shouldn't have overreacted like that, and telling his parents was probably one of the worst things he could do (another one being leaving you for such an asinine reason). At least he didn't dump you right there.
j3ebrules 13
Haha I go on those sites for that reason all the time.
senor_awesome 14
Well, I guess its time y'all started makin the babies to go with the names you picked out!
nvo 6
Pregnancy test should clear that up. But maybe he is ready for kids in real life? It's not a bad thing to have him excited about that idea - if you are serious about the relationship. Better than a guy who panicks and runs away.
_overandout_ 10
Ironic that this probably means that you won't be having his babies anytime in the future. You know, 'cause he's stupid.
zombiibabii 4
Wow. Sounds like he's in serious denial, or he's just horrifically dense. Take a pregnancy test in front of him and let him read the results. He'll undeniably see that you aren't knocked up, and you can laugh at his idiocy.
V4mp1r3_K4t 7
Glad to see I'm not the only one who looks at baby name websites to get names for characters. You do come across some pretty interesting names, occasionally.
little_one 20
I do that. How else are you going to find new ways to name characters?
ilovefall10 21
Oh my god, I thought I was the only one who did that! Now I don't feel so strange.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I do this as well sometimes, which makes me so uncomfortable... I usually adblock all of the images on the site. FYL for him jumping to conclusions.