Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML
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Madison Gliosci 16
I have been there. My roommate last year didn’t shower like ever and didn’t brush her teeth and hardly wore deodorant and she farted constantly. But she definitely wore perfume...
Dave_Davington 34
Piss in all of her perfume bottles. That way, she'll have no choice but to shower.
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Comments (23)
Alup132 22
I’m pretty sure there’s some health and safety violation if she doesn’t shower...
WHSKitty4ever 23
I doubt that
GEFStryker 29
I second this on the grounds of wtf is that guy smoking?
Madison Gliosci 16
I have been there. My roommate last year didn’t shower like ever and didn’t brush her teeth and hardly wore deodorant and she farted constantly. But she definitely wore perfume...
Mark Williams 5
hippy?
kazekai8 11
Smells like Versailles's time during King Louis's reign shit tons of perfume
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ever so subtly place bio-hazard warnings around your apartment. And walk around in a full hazmat suit. If she doesn't get the hint, it's time to move on.
Dave_Davington 34
Piss in all of her perfume bottles. That way, she'll have no choice but to shower.
whiskey'swino 15
Now that must be a delight to the nose, waft of body odor with a cloud of too much perfume. I worked with a girl who was the same way, except she would just fabreeze herself- no shower or perfume.
WHSKitty4ever 23
Um didn’t she know that you shouldn’t do that?
RichardPencil 32
You ought to tip off her coworkers that she doesn’t shower.
Nhayaa 21
Thief! She stole the idea from the frenchies! (Is this still a cliché? Because I can assure you... YES, we do shower! Well at least most of us do, like in any other country as we can see here...)
whiskey'swino 15
My mama called it a PTS bath- Pits, **** and slits. The is just common courtesy, the least a person can do.
kieralumina 30
My mom calls it the cross. 5 minutes is all it takes to not smell like a biohazard
EmDizzle2007 28
I ****** love it. lol!!
ayenii 14
Except it’s really unhealthy to get soap down in your nether regions, seeing as you can get yeast infections and other nasties. Just use water down there, folks. Soap everywhere else though.
Virids 13
Nothing like shower in a can huh?