Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me, years after it happened. I live with him and have been paying his rent, and have been completely oblivious of the fact all this time. Of course, it was also with the girl he told me not to worry about. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got ahold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible." He was referring to me. FML
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Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating. Not on me but WITH me! This man has a whole wife and two kids that I swear I had no idea about. I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
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IHaveThePower 18
No, lovely, the correct term for that man is 'ex'. As in 'ex-boyfriend'. Kick his ass out. Give him whatever the law requires for renters to find a new place, but kick him to the curb. You're worth more than that.
RichardPencil 32
That's the code: when they say don't worry about a girl, she's one you have to worry about. When they say, "Worry about this one," she's one you don't have to worry about. Never heard that one, right? Right, because you have to worry about ALL of 'em!
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IHaveThePower 18
No, lovely, the correct term for that man is 'ex'. As in 'ex-boyfriend'. Kick his ass out. Give him whatever the law requires for renters to find a new place, but kick him to the curb. You're worth more than that.
RichardPencil 32
That's the code: when they say don't worry about a girl, she's one you have to worry about. When they say, "Worry about this one," she's one you don't have to worry about. Never heard that one, right? Right, because you have to worry about ALL of 'em!