Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
nelds 12
Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
reapy 14
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.
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Comments (137)
bianchieiei 13
At least ur bf aint a bastard who will leave u if u get preg
Supernovas_Child 13
This happened to me once, only I was looking up names at school, the person who caught me was a teacher, and the parents who were informed weren't my boyfriend's, they were mine...
BloodandIce 11
I had a teacher catch me doing that once. I was naming characters too. That was awkward.
doglover100 29
He's paranoid. I've done that too for stories.
sugarbear0727 19
Explain to his parents, if you want to. And take a pregnancy test.
doglover100 29
I've done the same thing. Struggles of being a writer, OP.
cwl727 33
You're not in a pickle. Just piss on a stick and show him that you are not pregnant.
emilyrose1397 5
lol
vikingchick 22
I feel your pain. Trying to find the perfect name for a character is hard!
Isaiahhb 3
names in good novels have meaning, not just random names. that being said, FYL for sure