Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
nelds 12
Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
reapy 14
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.
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Comments (137)
karmicsamadi86 9
I do the same thing when I'm naming my Sims! Perhaps, he his parents b/c he wants a baby too!
perdix 31
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Just use Edward, Jacob and Bella since you are undoubtedly going to write some piece of shit Twilight fan fiction. Your readership will consist of unattractive females who finger themselves to your inane soft-core ****.
xStaciexLynnx 15
WTF is wrong with you?
hahauRrcool 0
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You're not your.
DocBastard 40
hahauRrcool - No. NO. NO IT IS NOT. Please leave the Grammar Naziing to the professionals who know what the **** they are talking about. Now with that being said, "What the **** is Wrong With Perdix" will be the title of my first novel. It will be a winding tale of mystery, intrigue, and perversion. But mostly perversion.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's perdix. There's always something about him.
reddudeover 2
31 - A swing and miss, try again buddy.
hahauRrcool 0
No ******* shit. I was being sarcastic about earlier comments.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ah yes, then old "i was being sarcastic" bullshite excuse. There was no indication of sarcasm there, buddy. Accept your mistake and move on.
hahauRrcool 0
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Its not an excuse he knows what im talking about. **** all of you condescending pricks.
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** all of us, eh? Name a time and a place, but don't start too quickly, I want it to be enjoyable. ;)
LeCielNousAide 7
Just because it's a girl writing a story doesn't mean it's going to be a shit story like Twilight. I write stories and I would NEVER write anything that shitty -- if I write a story, I have to be proud of it (and I get to be a perfectionist about details in the story -- ESPECIALLY about making it believable). Just because it's a woman writing a story does not mean it's going to be a Twilight-esque story. I've written a historical fiction story about the Holocaust, I've written a story on a serial killer as well. I've also written a story about someone who had cancer. Don't assume a woman writing a story is going to be as bad as Twilight. There are so many great woman authors out there.
THE_A_TEEN 28
LeCielNousAide, perdix is never serious. He jokes around a lot. Now, I really should stop replying under perdix and enjoy hahauRrcool ramming against me.
hahauRrcool 0
Yes!
McAninch35 9
hahauRcool, even if it was sarcasm, it was probably the worst example of it I've ever seen. I suggest cutting YOU'RE losses and trying again next time. Look I gave you a chance... TAKE IT, TAKE IT NOW!
perdix 31
#53. I once wrote a story where I gave a shit. It was fiction.
Amarve 4
I remember when perdix used to make good comments..
perdix 31
Like earlier today?
al66orange 4
I have looked up baby names for a piece of writing before so you aren't the only one
Ruffclue 9
What is the difference between babies name and regular name. The search for normal names.
Archay 13
54 is right.
KilljoyParade 4
A baby grows into an adult and has the same name as when they were a baby. That being said, a baby name IS a "normal" name.
ShyAnn29 15
99, you mean you don't change the kids name at puberty!?.......well, that changes my plans for when I have kids :-/
Cazzybum 11
Same, I use babynames.com to find interesting unique names for Sims and WoW characters!
HaileyBeth16 1
When you look up baby names it gives you a list of random names , so I guess, that seemed more easy at the moment...
Supernovas_Child 13
Um. Baby names are regular names. Baby name sites have meanings connected to the names. It adds underlying messages to the story blah blah blah. In my opinion it overcomplicates things.
GirlWhoLovesVB 9
Me too! I write a lot so I'm constantly on baby names websites
music_woman1 11
If you haven't found any yet just use any random name that you can change later, to avoid another situation like this. In the meantime, talk to his parents and if he doesn't believe you, tell him you'll take a pregnancy test to prove it, and in 9 months he'll be looking like an idiot.
Riley97 0
So what are they going to think 9 months from now?
soldiat_fml 17
That OP was right and her boyfriend is either an attention ***** or needs to get his ears checked.
sarah8309 5
Actually it only takes about 4-5 months before u start showing. So 4-5 months from now when she isn't showing they will realize that OP's boyfriend was an idiot and that OP was right.
CaptTeemo 10
Reminds me of my girlfriend when her sims just had a baby...
mrmerino 0
Take a pregnancy test is front of him. It would actually be hilarious if it came positive, though.
gabrielle01 0
Omg your picture like made me cry that's so funny :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
NO! I thought he reacted perfectly for an upcoming baby.
reddudeover 2
He hired a psychic he knows things, you aren't aware of yet.
Calyx_fml 22
Tell him that you picked Eggbert and Bertha.