Mr prestonsburg, ky 37 years-old
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of Nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the Nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty Nutrisystem food. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
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