Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Worth it
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
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Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
Mxpxdude189 0
good girl. now go make me a sandwich!
Darklord53 0
Why is everyone hating on the guy? Don't act like you don't watch ****, I know you do. Also, some women won't let guys watch **** but they never want sexytimes, feels bad man.
lollipop77_fml 6
If that's the only reason he likes you, why the heck do you keep him around? Kick his arse to the curb!
RumKing 0
**** rocks.....**** with your chick is the golden key!
Nolnah 14
so I don't see the problem
mALs00 5
Best girlfriend, ever. Now if only he wasn't a douche.
detective_oreo 0
Ur an awesome gf we need more girls like u lol
Gerrito 0
When I read this, I started to like you, too!
bucsfan 0
Haha you should be honered that's a great quality and it means your a keeper
icic6772 0
That's nice of you.