serenti
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparently inexperienced
Brockton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Anonymous
Worth it
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
PlayboyBunny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
secretpornstar
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Top comments
Googoo27 12
Maybe while he watches ****, you can find a new boyfriend.
every1luvsboners 11
Who doesn't watch ****? What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't **********? A liar.
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Comments (163)
alexandra2014 3
Lol wtf?
HomeAl0ne 20
The only reason? Man, he's got low standards. Why doesn't he just get himself a cat?
perdix 31
Don't be so hard on yourself. He probably also likes you because the sex is passable. Or, at least, non-painful.
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
Don't let him control you, tell him no **** and if he doesn't like you after that then screw him
Enslaved 38
Isn't telling him "no ****" controlling him? Seems one sided, wouldn't you say? (:
puppydog 12
She clearly doesn't have a problem with ****, and this isn't the focus of the FML
AlbinoBear 0
Ask him if you wanna video tape both of you having sex
Numeral 4
Watch it with him. He'll like you way more
thisisafunnyname 12
Thats the only thing i look for in girls...that and my dick
mahomie97 7
More like weener(;
sweetheartxoxo88 7
He doesn't deserve a girlfriend! What he needs is a blow-up doll.
HowAreYouToday 34
You left your dick in some girl?! You poor, poor man. FMyLife, gather up a search party. We are looking for that man's dick. Search every girl! (btw, would you care for a prosthetic?)