Today, my daughter's quirkiness and eccentricities may have gone to a whole new level when her school faculty described her as "no stranger to LSD". She's 5. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my seven year-old daughter called me a weirdo. When I yelled and grounded her, she cried and said she thought “weirdo” was a compliment. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, my eleven-year-old daughter complained that she has "no serotonin.” I fear what is to come for her. FML
Today, my ten-year-old daughter now has a habit of going up to random strangers and acting all scared before pointing behind them and whispering, "El Diablo." FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
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mike3775 39
You do not say “no stranger to LSD” about a 5 yr old child. There is not a 5 year old anywhere in the world who does not have eccentric habits. If a child has an issue, you say “mr parent, your child has this problem in school...” not saying the child acts like they are on illicit drugs. Again, unprofessional conduct on that person.
Donut_Wizard 23
Is her name Lucy? And does she like diamonds?
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DragonMaiden7 15
Having a young child that's already extremely gifted and unique isn't a bad thing OP. Public schools often find children troublesome when they refuse to conform to their standards. Let her freak flag fly.
mike3775 39
If any school official ever said that about my child, that school official would be called out at the next board meeting and I would demand they be fired. That is unprofessional
Sparx1_1 16
Teacher don't say things like that about a child unless there is a serious problem with the child's behaviour. Ignoring that in favor of punishing the teacher is just bad parenting
mike3775 39
You do not say “no stranger to LSD” about a 5 yr old child. There is not a 5 year old anywhere in the world who does not have eccentric habits. If a child has an issue, you say “mr parent, your child has this problem in school...” not saying the child acts like they are on illicit drugs. Again, unprofessional conduct on that person.
allie2590 31
Yeah, but demanding they be fired? That's one hell of an overreaction.
awildwhisper 30
you sound like a joy -_-
mike3775 39
When it comes to kids, bet your ass I am a joy to be around. I have seen too many teachers say stuff like the OP went through, and get away with it, no questions asked by the school. My 10 yr old son's teacher once told him to "sit down and shut the **** up" in the middle of class, when all he was doing was correcting her because she was wrong. You think I accepted it quietly? Nope, she got herself a 5 day vacation without pay, and there is no way in hell I will ever allow a teacher to be unprofessional around my kids and get away with it.
Danne696 14
Demanding that the teacher is fired is not in proportion to the misconduct. For the same reason pickpockets aren't sentanced to life in prison. An apology would be in order in this case since it is fair to assume that the teacher wasn't actually suspecting the child to be on drugs and rather used the term as a description of the childs behaviour.
Donut_Wizard 23
Is her name Lucy? And does she like diamonds?
Adam Daniel 20
Does she picture herself on a boat on a river
Sparx1_1 16
"Quirkiness and eccentricities" is usually parent code for, "My kid has ADHD or worse and I am in denial."
boopingsnoot 25
When I was in Preschool, there were apparently several years where I only responded to my full title, which was 8 sylables and had the words "cat" and "superhero" and none of my actual name
DumbAndYoung 30
So, you were in preschool for several years?
exileonmainst 16
Does she have kaleidoscope eyes?
raven_of_azarath 35
I'm wondering if LSD stands for something else. Like the school has a term that's acronym just happens to be the same as a nickname for acid. Like LSD also stands for least significant difference in statistics.
boopingsnoot 25
Dafuq does that even mean???
Natasha Kinnear 9
Well hide your stash better next time.
tonyfan00 38
Quit using such big words...you are making my head hurt
tonyfan00 38
To that one asshat that thumbs down everything I post: I was referencing a previous FML someone else had posted earlier this week.