Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Top comments
katiemaree 0
Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.
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Comments (104)
ellie_naw 0
no seriously, he might have been trying to make a sex joke, like "save energy and play in the dark ;)" if not, at least you've cheered some people on FML up XD
echarperouge 0
MY HORRIBLE INSENSITIVE BOYFRIEND MADE A JOKE. WAAAAAAAAH.
mcsnelly 5
Well technically, everyone looks better or worse depending on the lighting....no one looks absolutely the best they can possibly look in EVERY light....but FYL for your bf saying NO light! That's just mean....and why are people accusing her of fishing for compliments? HE started talking about it! Asking which light he thought looked best is NOT fishing!!
babiegirl 0
what a jerk.
phishyyy 0
Maybe he's trying to be sexy? Ha
abbster9 0
ha sucks to be you
cr1sis 0
hahha thats hilarious he was probably kidding dont worry lol i would say that to my girlfriend but i would say just kidding i dont mean that or something after
EveryDayJackAss 0
wtf are girls on these days? (besides the usual crap) overreacting over that? whats next? "OMG MY BOYFRIEND IS MASTURBATING!."FML............*sigh* i really cant stand those type of people that cant take shit and act like their gonna go fkin apeshit EVERY DAMN SECOND........*sigh*
Insomniatic 0
I always think these ones are abit cheap, seriously why in the world would someones boyfriend tell them that they look ugly or better with the lights off or whatever, all those ones which come on here every other day, their stupid
cmac86 24
you walked right into that one.