Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Top comments
katiemaree 0
Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.
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Comments (104)
iFruit 0
Wait! I meant the nazi one.
pineapples_fml 5
yes, but if you're ugly and insecure like the OP your brain doesn't understand jokes. you take everything anyone says and turn it into a personal attack on your image... and then you bitch about it
Nusumu 0
I'd knock his lights out and then asked him how I looked.
Pastor_Rich 0
honesty is the best policy
remysgal 0
I'm so confused by the recent rash of FMLs that quote a bf/gf saying or doing something nasty. They're not really situations that call for a lamentation of how shit your life is, because you can just walk away. If he was joking with you, your life isn't ******, if he is genuinely saying he finds your physical appearance unappealing, just leave him. So technically neither FML nor YDI. *shrugs*
lmmmr 0
None of the FML poster's lives are actually ****** by their stories. They wouldn't be humorous if they were. The OP took offense to something a loved one said about them. That's good enough for an FML.
heavenandhell 0
i dissagree this fml is stuipd
usualninja 0
the guy is just stupid
SaphireScorpion 0
If he thinks you're ugly, why is he with you? A guy will date the best-looking girl he thinks he can get, so if he thinks you're ugly and he's with you it means he probably thinks HE'S ugly (or that he is ugly) so fyl for having an ugly loser insecure bf. You can probably do better.
martialartist7 0
he probably just meant he like how you look in the dark
brittyyboo_boo 0
well thats a jerk-ish thing to say. but hes still with u right? so he obviously isn't shallow
DrAwesome 6
Ugh, he OBVIOUSLY meant that with the glow from your heart and inner beauty, your love shines through any darkness... Or something...