Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Top comments
katiemaree 0
Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.
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Comments (104)
jewjewbee 6
Do you guys turn the lights off when you have sex? He wasn't calling you ugly; it was just a poor word choice.
tipple 0
Maybe he was trying to be romantic and invite you to bed - and maybe he was trying to have a laugh at the expense of your feelings. What was his voice tone like when he said it?
FuzzyWalnuts 0
I hope he was joking
dotsdesu 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
cheertigers 0
what an asshole
chakrabs 0
Ha! You walked into that one! FYL if he's not joking though.
Jake_Dude 0
Tbh he might of not meant it to be rude.. It could of meant..: I dont need light to know who you are.. You look amazing even if i can or cant see you You brighten yourself up + More. Dont take it the harsh way.
RataBlanca 0
Sounds more like a grammar Nazi.
Upside_Down 0
bad boyfriend! I'm sorry babe
iFruit 0
If I was moderating, I wouldn't have let that one through.