Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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katiemaree 0
Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.
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Comments (104)
LinddseyyX33 0
I just laughed for a good 10 minutes hahahaha
Penelope_Hayes 0
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laughing_is_cool 4
funny and sad lol
starryskyhearts 0
He's not insulting you, it was a sex joke. Calm down
grayh123 0
I imagine his comment didn't mean the literal term of "you're ugly" More-so he appreciates YOU for who YOU are No light=no bias from how someone looks. He probably was merely stating that he thinks you "look" best without said biases, such as brand name clothing or make up, or anything about your physical appearance. Basically he was calling your personality (essentially YOU) beautiful. If you can't step back and consider what else it COULD mean, perhaps you shouldn't be so hasty to post it on the World Wide Web for thousands to see. But perhaps I'm wrong, perhaps he DID mean what you're thinking. Who knows but him? So logically, the best thing to do would be to ask, no? And if you can't trust him to be truthful with you, perhaps you two are too immature to be dating anyways.
DisposableHeroes 0
However mean it could have sounded, that wasn't necessarily what he meant. His phrase seems to be a denotation of wanting to have sex with you. And even if that wasn't what he meant maybe it was just a little joke, he probably didn't know his girlfriend lacks sense of humour, hence, stop assuming things so fast and taking everything said as an insult.
surfgirl_777 0
He obviously wants to have sex with you. Quit whining.
sjaki_fml 0
He just wants sex sweetie. It was a joke. Don't you get it?
Compass 0
He's obviously talking about when you're having sex.
bobbobbob123 0
jerk