Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I'm so pale, my boss asked me whether I light up in the dark. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Top comments
katiemaree 0
Why do people feel like they need to give advice? It's annoying.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I'm so tired of these insecure whiny girlfriend FMLs.
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Comments (104)
Clairina 0
LOL #34 and #58
alex_vik 1
I'm pretty sure that was a sexual joke.
bodiara 0
are you sure he didnt mean clothes ?
blarney 0
dump his ass
icayal 0
here's a hint. if you don't want your boyfriend to be an ass, don't date an ass.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
HAHAHAHA! Wow! How can you still be with him? YDI
twist_n_shout 0
Did anyone else think of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating a girl who looked better or worse depending on the lighting?
bobuhbeartoe 0
haha that was the first thing that came to my mind.
seb12992 0
Exactly, why the **** would he even be dating you if he really thought you were ugly? Unless he were an idiot, in which case you should dump the asshole.
fukkkMyLife 0
would you like some aloe with that burn?
fmh123 0
everyone is better looking in no light