Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
sass101 0
You're better than that girl. Tell him to take a hike. Someone who wants to be with YOU will take you on a vacation of a lifetime that you will never forget. There will be other cruises!!!!
esines 9
She's better than what girl? I don't remember the FML saying anything about other girls. Do you mean his mom? His sister?
pavlovaaLOVE 7
92- That's stupidity, not sarcasm
grands138 4
I'd don't understand why you'd still go on the cruise, or continue to date this person that already told you he's going to break up with you.
afunnyterdcody 5
Dumb bitch he's giving you a chance, do something crazy to get him back on the cruise.... Or ******* kill him
THE_A_TEEN 28
Was 'Dumb bitch' really necessary? Do you even respect women?
Dan85 6
You should ditch him on the cruise and hook up with someone else. Haha.
Dallasluver19 14
Go on the cruise, hook up wit another dude
crazytiger16 8
just break up with him then.
polkadots133 3
He already broke up with her?
TheQueenLala 6
Did u know cruises are full of hot singles n drugs?? Have fun on ur cruise odds r u won't have to see ur bf unless u want to
sup_life 0
Hey! You jut found yourself a keeper ... Naw I joke push Him of the boat by accident and let the sharks take care of the rest
gracehi 33
I went to comment on this FML on the mobile site, and saw an ad for a cruise at the bottom of the page. XD The coincidence was just too much for me to not mention it.
gracehi 33
Ah, Google, you sly dog you. ;)
happymom2g 0
Go together, but not as a couple. The trip should still be a good one. Font let his selfishness ruin your vacation.