Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
purplemonsta444 0
Don't go then
YesyDidWhat 0
Dumboears, stop correcting people it's annoying! Let them spell shit the way they feel like it-.-
YesyDidWhat 0
OP, why even bother going to the cruise when he already dumped you? screw him! Let him loose the money! You're going to be miserable there anyways.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Exactly! And being the prick that he is he might even act all lovey dovey on the cruise and lead you to believe that he wants you two to stay together... And then still dump you when he gets back. Now that will hurt more than this time
melikeyturtles 3
You don't "loose" money, you "lose" money. That is all.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Lead him to believe that u will meet him at the departure area.. And then when he calls u to see why u haven't arrived yet tell him you'll Meet him on board... N then obviously don't show up. Hell look like an idiot by himself on the cruise. Orrrrr tell him the departure time is delayed by an hour so he can miss it; take his ticket and take a friend!
whodat62 0
Get on the ship and so ok see ya and go have a good time by your self. Just make sure you have a room key just in case. Good luck.
wildsweetchild 19
Who cares if he there...screw him..it's Bahamas! Go have fun!
wildsweetchild 19
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spottyblanket 8
Go and have a sweeping holiday romance.
Jaybreezy203 0
I hellz no ..... DON'T LET HIM GO
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Lolll wtf
Unbweavable 17
....You could always break up with HIM
jeanniecm1984 17
I went on a cruise solo 3 years ago. It was one of the best things I've ever done! "Lose" his ticket and go without him!