Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
linkinpark98 24
Well, meet a nice gentleman on the ship. :) Someone who won't be such a douchebag.
jenloveslaughs 6
And you said yes to that? Break up with him now and go on the cruise yourself
Spiral_Thoughts 19
Perhaps you could tell him, "No, our relationship is over now; you'll find my concern for your money in the same ocean where you drowned your gallantry" and then book a cruise to somewhere else?
jojimugo 20
Go with him and hook up with another passenger on board and lock him out of the room while you enjoy yourself
wanderingshopper 13
This just means you get to show him how much fun you can have on a cruise. He gets to watch you flirt and dance with other guys. His loss!
burntbeard 4
maybe the guy can redeem himself on the cruise away from all his friends when its just the two of you.
dunker_fml 4
There is no redeeming from that s@$?, dump him now and take the cruise without him.
KoriGale 0
He is an ass
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Then don't go. I'm sure there is a million other fun things you could do then go on a trip with an asshole who plans to dump you immediately afterwards.
perdix 31
Go to the bar on the ship and find a new "roommate." ;) Place an ad in the cruise's daily newsletter saying that your ex has herpes, gonorrhea and leprosy (invest in an ad with pictures -- of his face and of diseased junk), so he won't be able to replace you on the trip.
yellowpuppies 5
Push him off the cruise and enjoi urself or make him want u back :D