Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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aaronlopez20 4
have sex with a random while hes in the room? lol
Incogneterpeter 1
Just go have a fun time meat some one else bring him back to your room make the douche jealous and then when you stop at an island take him( the douche) to a bar and get him wasted and leave him behind
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Just go but and bunch of stuff and charge it on the room and leave him to pay for it ;)
perdix 31
As you're boarding the ship, whisper to the security guy that your ex is in Al-Qaeda. Even better, mention this just as you're sailing by Guantanamo Bay.
peterobinhood 0
Your boyfriend is rude for doing that. I know what you mean. I know your hurt right now because you you are dumped and it hurts when someone does that to you exspeshily your boyfriend. You will be ok sunshine. Lol called you sunshine lol :) : D
Chazyj 4
I'm sure there going to be other single men on the ship so try and find one and bring him back to your room and if he says anything just say I thought we wasn't together any more :)
NeoBeat219 1
So, that is the PERFECT opportunity. What you do, find the hottest, most-charming, single man on the cruise, and take him back to the cabin you'll be sharing with your douchebag ex-boyfriend. Then when he throws a fit, just say "what? You're dumping me anyway."
DespairFaction 11
Maybe he will propose to you on the cruise.
bharted85 7
Why would he tell you before the trip? Awkward.
fmlllqueenn 0
At least you get to go on a cruise