Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Go and start scouting for a new mate. Enjoy the cruise and mess around with whoever sparks your interest. Try to get separate rooms if possible. Deep down he wants you to drop so he can take someone else already waiting in the wings.
erikshiz 5
take some sexy outfits and flirt and do your own thing while on the cruise
Ffuuu 10
You may try to fix things.
HannahChex 6
Boyfriends like that are the reason I'm single. What a selfish jackass.
summerlynn2 1
Go find another man that's from the Bahamas; one of those hot surfer guys you only find in the movies
egypt1219 10
I wouldn't go if I were u
henry214365 4
When he's sleeping kick him in the nuts :D
demcatsbro 3
"when he's asleep be an immature bitch and hurt him"
xgetxbentx 13
Tell him you can take someone other than him :)
brandonjd25 3
So you're complaining about a FREE. No strings attached. Vacation to the BAHAMAS?! Yeah, must be rough...
graphicstyle7 17
Please don't go even if you paid 50 - 50 or whatever the arrangement was. You have better things to do. He sounds like an insensitive jerk. Think better of yourself and move on.