Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
mikelatts 4
Just **** another guy on the cruise....WIN
lilmissny599 0
Screw someone else on the cruise ship and see how me feels about it>:)
hewro_failure 11
People please stop using sex with a random person a good idea as revenge ... It's not and it makes you look slutty... Instead she should take the tickets and give one to her best friend and go with them that way she can enjoy life with a really good friend while talking shit about him all at his expense while on a wonderful luxurious cruise :-)
Jerica_22 5
Well maybe you can find someone new or just make friends
Shadowkatt 0
just leave him for a hunk on the cruise! he wont mind, right?
Bebbo_fml 21
YDI for not ending it with him when he brought it up. But since you're going, take this as an opportunity to meet other people.
Bebbo_fml 21
53 and 57 you guys missed the point as to why he is an asshole. It wasn't because he wanted to break up with her, but how he approached it. He told her he wanted to stay together until after the cruise because he only wants to save money. That's pretty inconsiderate and so makes him an asshole. If he wasn't an asshole, he would have ended the relationship immediately - aka before the cruise. Also fyi, women who end up breaking up with guys get labelled as bitch and are considered the "bad guy." So it's not just men who get labels when a relationship ends.
Southpaw7391 3
Go on the cruise and maybe you'll meet someone on board....
wubbazugg 5
I'd suggest hopping on every dick on that boat. Make it a fun time!
HeartOfLead 24
Patience - the ability to wait at times, for example, breaking up with a girlfriend/boyfriend.