Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
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Comments (94)
drew1978 4
I love tickling my girlfriends!! However, with sex at least we both get pleasure as opposed to just me.
0___0 9
I like being tickled moar than sex :D but then again I haven't had sex.
roxyluv 0
girlfriendS? as in more than one? hopefully it's one at a time...
JankyCakes 0
Just start moaning when he tickles you and giggling during sex. Problem solved.
HappyPickles 11
Definitely get him to tickle you during sex :o) Win for everyone...
omegle101 0
wow u must sound awful in the bedroom he must have an illness to still be with you loser
nikkibabes 1
wow he doesn't get out much does he -_-
lobo1011 0
tickling is probably ur boyfriends fetish there's a load of videos on you tube about this. I do not have a tickling fetish it's just a hobby to find sex facts and taboos.
Myo470 1
Just have him tickle you down there, then all will be well. ;)
heavymetalman1 0
Wheres he tickling you :)
Cazzybum 11
Is your boyfriend 9?