Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML
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Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
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bugwub 0
Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.
daniel_acelticsf 0
maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute
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Comments (94)
sourgirl101 29
People are unable to tickle themselves. I'm all about laughing but he would rather you laugh than moan? Seems a tad bit odd.
0___0 9
Wow, it's such an FML that your boyfriend isn't a pervert? I'd rather have a guy who wants me to laugh and likes something innocent than someone who always wants to have sex... it seems like all people wanna do these days to have fun is sex
deezey 0
i love how all the girls on here are like i dont see a FML yea it is its the guys job to like sex more than anything else
0___0 9
Well I am a pervert myself, so it's nice to have a guy who is less or equally perverted. I'm just saying it's not an FML for a guy to enjoy something other than sex, or moar than sex. Boo hoo, OP, your innocent laugh is more enjoyable to hear than your sex moans... what ever will you do? I have a suggestion: nothing. Who cares?
boopityboppity 11
There's the comment I wanted to find. Thank you, evil eyes (45).
Gadomski87 2
FYL
Avers 0
The question is, how do you actually sound like both ways. What if he tickles you while he has sex with you? What kind of sound will that be?
yaysmile 0
22- nice dane cook reference :) hes my fav
yaysmile 0
22- nice dane cook reference :) hes my fav
yaysmile 0
22- nice dane cook reference :) hes my fav
xxjoseph1543xx 0
YDI for being the girl and wanting sex. But why don't you tell him to tickle you when having sex??
mad2physicist 0
She deserves it for wanting sex? WTF? ALL girls should want sex!
dannyboy66 7
he thinks ur laughs cute
Lizz7 0
Tickle Fetish!!!!!!!!!