Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
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Top comments
Zephyric 0
Your boyfriend probably wasn't thinking before he said that... Make sure to give him his brain juice every morning.
lonewolfxxx 0
Everyone eventually becomes all old and ugly no matter how good looking they were before. Don't sweat it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Even so, a person's personality is all that matters. Unless ,of course, they were some sort of cannibal or psychopath. Or Edward Cullen.
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starburgerdeluxe 0
I think that was rude of him. If he has a problem with her image then maybe he should talk to her about it because women tend to have a soft spot when it comes to their boyfriend's commenting in a negative way about their image. Im guessing he loves you for who you are since he hasn't left you, but at the same time who the heck wants to hear their boyfriend say that to them! Maybe ask him why he said it.
hillbillie_girl 3
bet you feel like shit now
bigboy777 0
ok this is going to sound stupid but wft us an OP?
_lifeblows 0
hmm .. im sure youre really pretty however - your boyfriend is a piece of shit you should show pictures of him 2 people infront of him and tell them even back then .. he looked bad : ) p.s : he should now be called an ex .
cheetahcake19 0
Go be with someone who appreciates your current hotness :)
Spongegar123 19
A lot can happen in four years. Still he shouldn't be an asshole about it. You deserve better FYL.