Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
Today, I tried hallucinogenic mushrooms for the first time with my friend. Little did I know, they last for around 6 hours, and I had class at 3, when I had to give a presentation in front of 30 people. FML
Today, I came home to find my housemate cowering in the lounge corner, sobbing, hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" put magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML
Today, I went to a Halloween party with people from work. As the night passed, my boss got hammered and started throwing food at people. It was fun and games until I accidentally spilled his tenth beer. His response? To slam a hollowed out pumpkin full of chocolate mousse over my head. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I drank half a bottle of tequila and had an edible within 30 minutes. I couldn't remember a thing until this morning when my roommates told me I pissed myself on the couch, projectile vomited in the living room, and went on to fondle my roommates, who also had to help me shower. I have a designated seat on the couch now. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
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katgurl 13
LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha
capthavoc123 0
I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?
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UberDeserved 0
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YDI for taking Drugs. =P
anjyu22 0
Alas, those aren't ESL mistakes. Those are "I slept through 6th grade" mistakes.
Nirvana_7877 0
Does it matter whether or not English is his/her first language?
crazytoaster 2
That would explain why the world never collapsed into millions of demonic shards.
Ajjas013 6
Did you see any unicorns?
TheQuiet 2
lol nice
hellzrydaz 0
#1 is a ******* IDIOT he didnt do it on PURPOSE plus, they were MAGIC MUSHROOMS, not drugs!!! pay ****** attention
dyschordia 0
@ #155 - magic mushrooms do contain psilocybin, which is a drug. That's why people eat them, it's certainly not for the taste (as the OP discovered lol). Quick piece of advice - when accusing others of idiocy, make sure you have your facts straight or who looks like the bigger idiot? lol
bobby3130 0
why is there so many ydi not like he meant to do it
lsd_25 8
You're so ignorant it's sad. Psilocybin is proven to treat OCD, cluster headaches, and reduces anxiety for people coping with their impending death. Just because it's illegal doesn't mean that it's bad. Get your head out of your ass.
katgurl 13
LOL imagine actually watching this guy after that.. and drunk ? haha
evangldbrg 0
my question is, why the hell fight them? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
MagicMeds 0
to save the ******* day
Ajjas013 6
I love that song. Hellyeah by Hellyeah right?
megapeyt 17
My question is this: DID YOU SAVE THE WORLD FROM COLLAPSING INTO A MILLION DEMONIC SHARDS?!?!?! my life is in peril man!!! Get after it!!! Sarcasm FTW
RR05 0
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YDI for doing drugs while not being in holland dumbass, were the only ones that can take mushrooms responsibly
meeeep 0
he didn't know he was eating drugs. he thought they were some sort of snack.
arienh4 0
FYI, even in our country, paddos are illegal. Every kind of drug is illegal, including THC. Look up 'opiumwet'.
Gingerly 0
I agree, not only do 'shrooms taste really nasty, they're also dry as hell and really hard to swallow. There is no way you ate a whole bowl of them and didn't think to ask anyone what they were. If you did, you're really dumb. *EDIT: What the hell? This was not the comment I replied to.
gymnastgirl44 0
Oh my gosh this is awesome. I had a friend who did almost this exact same thing and she was trippin' balls. Epic, man.
sjp092 0
I probably would have done the same thing if I was going to drink. Except I would have asked what it was first =P.
capthavoc123 0
I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?
lefteye770 0
i agree with #7, mushroom alone aren't the best snack food....you shoulda raided the fridge
Envy_fml 0
He didn't say it was a bowl of mushrooms. it could've been a batch of brownies or something else. A lot of people do put mushrooms into recepies, you know.
dmc0143 0
The psilocybin (the chemical that makes you trip) in mushrooms breaks down when exposed to heat, so they couldn't have been baked into brownies. It could have been in chocolate, though, and it wouldn't have tasted fantastic.
paulymath 0
Are you sure psilocybin breaks down in heat? I thought it was just converted to psilocin, which your body does anyway (and which is why I thought some people took theirs in tea for faster/stronger effect). But I could be wrong.
xanniefiend420 0
no it dose break down in heat unfortuantely....
dyschordia 0
I'd disagree there. I haven't researched the science but anecdotally - I've had them numerous times and they've always been cooked one way or another - sometimes simmered in boiling water and a couple of times on pizza. They worked every time .=D
Erindub 0
Shrooms are different for everyone but I remember my first time thinking it was Easter and Christmas for awhile. Then I cried for a bit. And to top it all off my boyfriend was pretending to be a duck. Fun times!
zolziski 11
That sounds like fun. Your boyfriend must be cool :)
epaisseur 0
nice.
ogloc 0
I remember when I took shrooms. Trippy as ****, but still fun.
Spitfire86 0
Oh no, that just suck. I'm assuming you didn't know they were shrooms. Amusing as it is it does suck. Personally if I saw a bowl of mushrooms I'd have assumed it was appatizers not drugs myself, but I don't do any so I'm a bit nieve. I hope everything ended well. Oi, that really doesn't sound like fun for you though. Fun for spectators, not for you
jaybrown 0
Is English your first language?