Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
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Top comments
Zephyric 0
Your boyfriend probably wasn't thinking before he said that... Make sure to give him his brain juice every morning.
lonewolfxxx 0
Everyone eventually becomes all old and ugly no matter how good looking they were before. Don't sweat it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Even so, a person's personality is all that matters. Unless ,of course, they were some sort of cannibal or psychopath. Or Edward Cullen.
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PsychoMerk 0
hit the gym and exfoliate :]
aussiechick121 0
owch don't take that!
kloof 0
I don't think you should necessarily break up with him over that. He was probably just messing around with you. Obviously he likes you, because he's still with you and he's proud enough to share pictures of you, even if you may look a bit different.
blackirish44 0
22! **** Snickerdoodles! 22!
blackirish44 0
^ Even better! :p
yeahidgaf 0
haha dump the dumb bitch -_-
blackirish44 0
^ Even better. :)
ksig268 0
I agree with 13
Loveya448 0
At least he thought you were hot.
im2good25 0
YDI for becoming ugly
aDropOfSunshine 2
eh, laugh it off. On some level he's probably kidding, and yet again, maybe he isn't. There is that saying that women marry men hoping to change them and men marry women hoping they don't change. Not that you're married, but I think it holds true for a lot of relationships... maybe you just got a little too comfy.
judemeister 0
OP is a man.
aDropOfSunshine 2
Wow.. that was a critical reading fail on my part. I don't actually know what the cliche saying is that discusses why men marry men... my bad :(
Whydoyouask 11
@ #36: judgmental bitches who can't understand a mistake....