Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
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Top comments
Zephyric 0
Your boyfriend probably wasn't thinking before he said that... Make sure to give him his brain juice every morning.
lonewolfxxx 0
Everyone eventually becomes all old and ugly no matter how good looking they were before. Don't sweat it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Even so, a person's personality is all that matters. Unless ,of course, they were some sort of cannibal or psychopath. Or Edward Cullen.
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Comments (89)
caleb865 0
ur hot
sugarbabyxoxo 2
lmfao
judge_Fred 0
ALMOST a YDI, because you chose the guy, but still life happens and that sucks!
tiancai 0
lmao, he actually was showing this off to his co-workers? Though since the location is California of all places, they're probably used to it. If he did it in a normal country, like Iran for example, I can imagine the reaction of the co-workers, it would be priceless.
_sourpatchkid 0
yeah, the coworkers reaction would be public execution. scary, scary place.
tiancai 0
I find San Francisco much more scary.
_sourpatchkid 0
then stay in China - there's a sane country
tiancai 0
Aye, wouldn't want it any other way.
_sourpatchkid 0
at least you were once hot. that means you can get there again. man up and go to the gym and stop being such a whiny bitch. You probably got upset with him for showing pictures of you (because you're self-conscious) and he tried to reassure you that they were hot photos, and you took that the wrong way, too. you're a gay man who has let yourself go -the fact that he's still with you is a testament to the fact that he cares. You wouldn't feel so bad if you'd be proactive in getting back into shape.
CallMeHush 1
Ya before you got too secure and fat.
judetheobvious 0
YDI for letting yourself go
morganrules123 10
I was gonna say that exact same thing
bynthere 0
FTW
pandabear90 0
I do that too!! lol. he gained 60 lbs fml. u prolly did too
HStexasblonde 0
get skinny,or less baggy,or take a shower once and a while:)!