Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML
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JMichael 26
Bipolar much?
MisterEx 28
OP'S BOYFRIEND TOLD HER HE WANTS TO MARRY HER. AND BE THE FATHER OF HER CHILDREN. FIVE MINUTES LATER, HE TOLD HER HE WANTS TO EXPERIENCE DEATH. better now?
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Comments (126)
datguy69s 21
Grow up this app used to be funny. wtf happened
tj4234 36
You know, that's not a totally irrational statement. Since none of us have ever died before, as in, truly died, death holds a lot of mystery to us. I mean, world religion is essentially there to try and explain death: as every religion has some form of afterlife. Most people, at some point in their life, will wonder what death is like.
World_Burner 13
pfft.. I don't have to listen to you.. I'm going to become a majestic bird when I die!
tj4234 36
Personally, I'm going to become a wolf. Or a wasp. I'm torn between both. Heck, maybe i can be both.
TechFire 25
He's going to call himself maybe.
Imaginefree66 4
#32 What kind of bird do you want to to? There are so many different kinds, big, small, ugly, pretty, such as paradise.
tj4234 36
Well you never asked what kind of wolf I was. Personally I'd be a werewasp.
tj4234 36
Well I suppose if you look at it from a technical point of view. I already have the human part though by being human already. As to whether or not I would be a human/wolf/wasp hybrid in my next life is down to the nature of what happens to your soul after death (in my opinion). I may have the body of a wolf/wasp in my next life, but could I at least theoretically have the soul of a human?
World_Burner 13
Well #47, I did say "majestic". But something with a larger wingspan.
horneyhic 15
He didn't say he wanted to experience it tommorow
fonkimonki 7
Experience death? That's the LAST thing he should do!
SplineMan 4
Well, unless I'm missing something, chances are it WILL be the last thing he does ;)
gersfan8 15
Was he relating one to the other?
weveallbeenthere 30
ohh, tough choice. sorry op. tell him he needs to grow up first.
suri23 11
That can be arranged, lol!
WasabiMars 21
Can this be considered a mid-life crisis?
datgurl99 2
Thats okay... You probably just understood wrong, he might have meant that he wants to feel what death is like or know what happens after he dies.
vikky538 29
was he trying to deliver a message with those two statements together..